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Friday, November 16, 2012

Make That Four Pair of Prada Loafers

Harriet H., of the U.K. writes:

British people aren't homosexual Last night I dreamt I had sex with Andrew Garfield. He had his shoes on.

To dream about feet is to dream about a paradox: because, although physically lower and further from the heavens than any other part of the human body, our feet are thought of as both unholy, but also pure, true, and the most grounded, real part of who we are - like an untarnished baby.  In your dream, you're engaging in sexual intercourse with a man who wears his shoes throughout coitus. The fact that he's covered his feet illustrates two things, both of which refer directly to the paradox: 1) Andrew Garfield is hiding his true self under a pair of shoes. Even in the most intimate act, he feels unable to reveal his true self. 2) Andrew Garfield views his true identity as something unclean and base - even ungodly.

Andrew Garfield represents the quintessential British male. Your dream reveals your true feelings: that all English men are a little bit gay.

Oh, and there's also this:




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